Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds. Never got a dinner!

Dracula, who said while they drove a wooden stake into his heart, Boy, I sure hope this is heartburn. Never got a dinner!

Dr. Spock, who said, Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

Moses, who said when the Red Sea parted, What the hell was that? I was just going in for a dip! Never got a dinner! Red Buttons Sea, Dinner, Red

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner! Red Buttons Giving, Dinner, John Paul Ii

Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I'm on the throne. Never got a dinner! Red Buttons Favorite ← Prev Red Buttons Quotes Next →

Pope John Paul II's press secretary, who said, See, if only the Pope were Italian, he woulda shot back! Never got a dinner!

Julius Caesar's wife, who said to Julius, We are not naming our son Sid! Never got a dinner!